Once upon a time I worked at a cafe washing dishes. This was a flash cafe and all the workers were classy and I was like the rugged homeless guy washing dishes. I was the highest paid dishwasher in the city I heard the head chef complain once. lol 

Anyway one day I run out of clothes. Raining. Dirty. Stink pile of clothes that I cant wear to work staring at me. I have 15 minutes before I start my shift. I run over to the Kmart and buy this shirt. 

Cost me $5.